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[13 Feb 2008|10:22pm] |
Actually, I was never conceived. And I don't expect to be believed, but I've found my mouth stitched shut with glossy pink thread. And when I think of the lie filled love-life that I've led.... I row boats all day with Karl, Vlad, and E. Leon. My tongue made of ivory, my teeth are all gone. The bones in my face they weren't here all along. I'm straight and I love your coffee cake! Yes Mom, I'm still a virgin, and you are Marilyn Monroe. When I was a little girl, we grew wings and flew under the sea to see my daddy, Mr. Edgar Allen Poe. Oh, I would crawl into the furnace to take a warm nap on the cast-iron lap of Walt Disney. Then we'd go out for a swim in the Sea of Mercury. I never thanked him for what he did for me. |
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